“what a waste of our money 2 detectives salary for a week
and didnt even have evidence to back up there claims”

“To be clear I meant that those who are from the Devon and Cornwall Constabulary are pathetic articles. The chap who seemingly and inadvertently stole some ladies' razors could not have been thinking clearly. Absent-mindedness can affect anyone but the Ilfracombe plods would make an issue of of anything unconsequencial whilst ignoring the bigger picture. I have encountered those of the Ilfracombe Constabulary who cannot read. The local authority ombudsman has repeatedly told me to show relevant documentation to an officer of the local police service. However, the plods in Ilfracombe cannot read. The plods in Ilfracombe are at the literacy level of their fellows who were born and bred in Ilfracombe.”

“Surely, this displays the innate mentality of those currently associated with the Devon and Cornwall Constabulary. Our predecessors from all walks of life would have sought to help those who had clearly lost their way in life. The current brigade merely seeks an easy conviction. Shame on them! Such pathetic articles!”

“Have to agree with you, ska. But you're not supposed to nick razors - razors are supposed to nick you! Boom, boom!”

“Lets be honest,its not exactly crime of the century,you would have some sympathy if he had not eaten for 2 days and took a pack of pork pies,but i bet his gf/wifes legs are smooth.......”

“Never mind call 101. Bung this guy into Room 101.”